I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.
time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
Hey there... Not here to waste time with 100's of e-mails. If we click we do, and then we meet!
Life can be complicated and thats half the fun.
But i don't want to sneak around....sooooo if you are free to live a friendship "in the open" then lets chat :-)
Happy n healthy looking for same :-) 5'9, Curvy size 18...40E.
Must be non smoking
Either on or near...
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
mmmm what can i say .......... well I'm a girl and i want to meet a boy for fun!!! lol, I'm very outgoing and i don't take life to seriously! only when needed!! I'm into going to the gym quite a lot and i love running so if i don't like you i can run pretty quickly away from you!!! please no time wasters, i am picky thats because its...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...
im voluptuous. and looking for a fun guy .Im an outgoing person.i enjoy going out, be it pub, restaurant, or walking the dog, im looking for some one regular not just the one nighter
ps..why ant peopel put pix up of their face.. we dont want to look at limp things all the time..!!!..lol..pps bad typos..
What can I say about me? I am a fairly relaxed, sexy girl. I enjoy keeping myself fit and particularly swimming and cycling. I separated about 9 months ago. I have a busy life which leaves little time for relationships. Looking for someone (just the one) to share some special times with. I would like to meet over a coffee/drink first and build a relationship before things progress. I am...